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Excuses you may need!
- I can't see at night under lights because of a vitamin imbalance in my diet.
- I didn't play well because I get headaches every time it's sunny!
- I didn't play well against you today because my game is more precise than yours.
- I lost my focus and didn't play well because the women on the next court was exposing her breasts to her husband while they were playing.
- I can't concentrate because I had a double espresso before playing you.
- I can't play because my ears are ringing.
- I can't play well because the ball is not bouncing the way it's supposed to.
- I can't play well because my pro missed my lesson this week.
- I didn't play well because I did not have my orthodics on.
- I can't play against anyone who hits soft balls.
- I just can't get into a rhythm against you.
- My strings are (were) too tight/loose.
- The net is (was) too high/low.
- I didn't play well because my mom/dad/husband/wife/pro was watching and I was nervous.
- My opponent failed to clear the loose balls on their side of the court and it distracted me.
- My pro is changing my game and I'm not playing as well.
- I can't get used to the high/low altitude.
- I lost the ball in the lights.
- I haven't played in the wind in a long time and so I didn't play well.
- I just can't swing today.
- I forgot about my match time because I'm going through menopause.
- I can't see the ball well indoors.
- I can't hit a topspin lob since I moved here.
- I didn't play well because the verifier was watching.
- The balls are dead/too bouncy.
- I typed too much today and my hand is tired.
- My body won't play today.
- I just can't play well today because I'm sick, I don't have a spleen you know.
- I was late for my match because my cat threw up.
- I didn't play well because I didn't work out this morning.
- I can't play well because there aren't any quality opponents to practice with.